"The world of master plans and world domination does not run on wonderflonium alone."
- Anon

Too often the work-a-day cogs that make up grand organizations are overlooked - vital components which delay overeager hero-types, and turn larger gears of inevitable victory.   Here at the World Henchmen Organization we understand the needs of an active super-villains organization: frequent replacement.

For those seeking employment, rapid turnover means you can work at will, and find opportunities throughout the year.  It is a little known fact that 40% of active Super-Villains began by working their way up inside some established organization.  So get out there, make some contacts, improve your resume and make those fools pay!

Here are the teams invited to the Seattle Job Fair. Feel free to use the available media to judge them appropriately.


Bay Area Team Video Links
Bloody GoldFish Meat
Boneless Chicken Cabaret
Code Yellow
Coed Astronomy
Deadbeat Dads
Dragon Army
Fantastic Amazing Inventors League (FAIL)
GNUs N' Noses
Henchmen without Borders
L.O.G.O.
lowkey
Nekketsu High School Supervillain Club
Schrodinger's Litterbox
SNOUT's Serial Crime Lords
The Gipperian Advillains
We're Doomed
XX-Rated


Seattle Team Video Links
Anti Olive Manifesto
Beevil League of Beevil
Bloodshot
Boxfort Brigands
Briny Deep
Burnin Aiders**
Do Not Bounce
E.V.I.L Advocates
Evilution
Grey Goo
Here Be Dragons**
Mad Scientologists
Sharkbait
Snake On Rye**
Snoutliers
Team Not Appearing
The Existential Crisis**
This Space Intentionally Left Blank
Thouroughbreds of Sin
WHAT
**Our honorable mentions in the video category.

While all eyes turn to the Bay Area Job Fair, the Seattle Fair thanks all attendees, and honors the following success stories on their new placements:

  • The Burninators
  • Briny Deep
  • Here Be Dragons


Updates

10/9  - Posted Bay videos
9/8  - Seattle updates complete - long live the Bay Area Recast!
4/5  - ERRATA: Any email correspondence from WHO personnel will not contain hidden puzzles, and will not affect your mind reading bonus points
4/5  - Please note the instruction at the top of the application page
4/5  - We will not confirm any answers (secret or otherwise) until after the application deadline
3/30 - Applications are open!
3/30 - New job placement resources.   Interview tips, Practice paperwork, Contact a Recruiter
3/29 - WHO expands! The WHO job fair will re-run in the San Francisco Bay Area this fall. See the FAQ for details.
3/21 - Added some initial information on the application process.